Meme

[shadowkitty]

"List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life."

1) The Joker. At some point the nurse outfit would have to come off. And he's the Joker. And it's only fun when I'm the one causing the pain.

2) Rorschach. Honestly, him being dead is the least of the problems here.

3) Pete Wisdom. Hot knives as fingers are an accident waiting to happen.

4) The Master. Again, don't want to be hit.

5) Sylar. Like my head attached, thanks.

I was going to put Ben from Lost, but I couldn't think of a reason why that wouldn't work! Which is sort of worrying.

I guess I have a type DDDDD:

Comments

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't work because BENRY. He'd turn to you one day and go "btw, my real name is actually Ananstas." and then run away all crazylike.

Or was it Desmond that did the running? I don't remember anymore. I think I'm gonna watch Lost.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Yes. Watch more Lost >:) I have not manipulated you into this at all >:)

IT WOULD SO WORK! HE WOULD LOVE MEEEEE!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE LIKE THE JOKERWIVES WHO THINK IT WOULD WORK :(

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

But I know that would not work! We had a post quote helpfully reminding us that he would get bored and set us on fire! It was like a PSA.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

God that's still my favorite PQ for forever. ALTHOUGH I STILL THINK THAT AS LONG AS YOU KEPT HIM TIED UP IN THE BASEMENT HE WOULD BE OKAY.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Trufax. And it's a nice mental image, too!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

UNO BATMAN WOULD TOTALLY KEEP THE JOKER TIED UP IN HIS BASEMENT FOR THE GOOD OF GOTHAM

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

... oh wait.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

OH GOD BATMAN/VEIDT WHERE THEY'RE BASICALLY MASTURBATING OVER THE IDEA OF Y/Y??

Except, I mean, not masturbating, because they're fucking each other BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that Batman has more taste than that but he totally doesn't.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

He'd at least make snide comments about Veidt's choice of colors?

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Yes! And lack of armour (because srsly, the only one who's any bit protected is the Comedian, the rest are sitting ducks). Bruce Wayne; Professional Asshole might want some tips from him.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Oh man, he'd make fun of Dan's costume. "An owl? Really?" and Dan would just look at him.

And then Batman would look in a mirror. And cry a little on the inside.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

He'd make Alfred reassure him that bats were awesome and all the cool kids loved them! And then he go out with Rorschach and be having massive amounts of fun because this guy ~*~understood~*~ and then Rorschach would kill someone and he'd go '... "

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

It would break his heart because he thought Rorschach was just like him.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Especially since then he'd realise the extent of the crazy and wonder if he was heading that way himself. I'm not sure if he'd turn him in. Maybe he'd hand him over to Dan and tell them off. A lot.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

He'd totally hand him over to Dan. And then go brood. Up in a belfry.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Commissioner Gordon: hey, you want to check out this death last night?

Batman: ... maybe he fell.

Gordon: wow, you're good. I never even mentioned the massive drop!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Haha!!! I LOVE IT. I love that it wouldn't work out between you and Sylar because you like your head to be attached. LOL

I'm going to have to do this one too, I think.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I like my head! It needs to stay where it is.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

*nodnod* I read in Cosmo that decapitation can be really bad for a relationship.

[lady1raven.livejournal.com]

I am now thinking about Rorschach necro, and it is your fault.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

All is going according to plan >:)

[lady1raven.livejournal.com]

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Is this a plan that happened thirty-five minutes ago, and involved a vagina squid? 'Cause if so, I'll be forced to... do nothing. Dammit.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I always wonder did Adrian know the squid looked like a vagina?

[lady1raven.livejournal.com]

Of course. It's ~part of the plan.~

I bet he bought shares in tentacle porn companies.