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  • Aug. 11th, 2008 at 11:58 PM
shadowkitty: Fuck this shit (Ben)
"List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life."

1) The Joker. At some point the nurse outfit would have to come off. And he's the Joker. And it's only fun when I'm the one causing the pain.

2) Rorschach. Honestly, him being dead is the least of the problems here.

3) Pete Wisdom. Hot knives as fingers are an accident waiting to happen.

4) The Master. Again, don't want to be hit.

5) Sylar. Like my head attached, thanks.

I was going to put Ben from Lost, but I couldn't think of a reason why that wouldn't work! Which is sort of worrying.

I guess I have a type DDDDD:

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[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 12th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC)
Oh man, he'd make fun of Dan's costume. "An owl? Really?" and Dan would just look at him.

And then Batman would look in a mirror. And cry a little on the inside.
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[identity profile] shadowkitty.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 12th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
He'd make Alfred reassure him that bats were awesome and all the cool kids loved them! And then he go out with Rorschach and be having massive amounts of fun because this guy ~*~understood~*~ and then Rorschach would kill someone and he'd go '... "
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[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 12th, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
It would break his heart because he thought Rorschach was just like him.
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[identity profile] shadowkitty.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 12th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
Exactly! Especially since then he'd realise the extent of the crazy and wonder if he was heading that way himself. I'm not sure if he'd turn him in. Maybe he'd hand him over to Dan and tell them off. A lot.
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[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 12th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
He'd totally hand him over to Dan. And then go brood. Up in a belfry.
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[identity profile] shadowkitty.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 12th, 2008 12:01 pm (UTC)
Commissioner Gordon: hey, you want to check out this death last night?

Batman: ... maybe he fell.

Gordon: wow, you're good. I never even mentioned the massive drop!
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