"List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life."

1) The Joker. At some point the nurse outfit would have to come off. And he's the Joker. And it's only fun when I'm the one causing the pain.

2) Rorschach. Honestly, him being dead is the least of the problems here.

3) Pete Wisdom. Hot knives as fingers are an accident waiting to happen.

4) The Master. Again, don't want to be hit.

5) Sylar. Like my head attached, thanks.

I was going to put Ben from Lost, but I couldn't think of a reason why that wouldn't work! Which is sort of worrying.

I guess I have a type DDDDD: