Weird Realisation

[shadowkitty]

My entire enjoyment of media has been shaped by watching the A-Team and Jaws as a toddler. Everything.

Comments

[green]

omg what is that?

[shadowkitty]

It's a Gerenuk! It lives in Africa and the_wanlorn is terrified of them >:)

[green]

LOL Oh, okay. It's cute!

[the_wanlorn]

I HATE YOU

[shadowkitty]

:)

[the_wanlorn]

I have to admit, you did what you intended.

[shadowkitty]

MFY. AND I FEEL GREAT :D

[the_wanlorn]

I AM GLAD SOMEONE DOES.

[sohotrightnow]

Yeah this time I actually am inclined to agree with Nick! Those things' necks are pretty creepily disproportionate, I don't think I can back the universe up on it.

[the_wanlorn]

DUDE I HAVE PICTORIAL EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE FUCKING CREEPY LET ME FIND THE CHAT LOGS WHERE I TRIED TO EXPLAIN.

I mean, better evidence than that one picture. DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY STAND UP, JULES??? ON THEIR HIND LEGS??????????? LIKE PEOPLE?????????????????????????????????

[sohotrightnow]

I'm not sure that I'm outright frightened, but I am frysquinting the universe really hard over this.

[the_wanlorn]

LOL CHATLOG FROM AGES AGO BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY TO TYPE IT ALL UP IN A COHESIVE "THIS IS WHY THEY ARE TERRIFYING" WAY:

the_wanlorn: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Gerenuks_in_Samburu.jpg
the_wanlorn: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS
the_wanlorn: WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO EXIST
the_wanlorn: WHAT THE FUCK
the_wanlorn: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Lightmatter_gerenuk.jpg
the_wanlorn: IT'S A FUCKING HALF GIRAFFE CREATURE
the_wanlorn: LIKE
shadowkitty: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
the_wanlorn: Its head is too small for its body
the_wanlorn: AND THEN
the_wanlorn: IT STANDS ON ITS FUCKING HIND LEGS LIKE A GIANT CAT REACHING INTO A TREE TO DRAG DOWN THE PREY IT STORED UP THERE
the_wanlorn: BUT IT IS NOT A GIANT CAT
the_wanlorn: IT IS A FUCKING ANTELOPE
the_wanlorn: WHAT THE FUCK
the_wanlorn: http://www.despines.com/pictures/Animals/Mammals/Antelope/Gerenuk/Gerenuk-2.jpg
shadowkitty: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
the_wanlorn: HOW IS THIS SHIT NOT TERRIFYING???
the_wanlorn: IT'S LIKE A FUCKING CREEPYASS HUMAN
shadowkitty: :)
shadowkitty: .
shadowkitty: .)
the_wanlorn: SERIOUSLY
the_wanlorn: I AM WORRIED THAT IT CAN SEE ME THROUGH THE COMPUTER
the_wanlorn: AND IT'S GOING TO COME OUT AND KILL ME
the_wanlorn: IT'S LIKE "OH HI ERIN :) I CAN SEE YOU :) HOW ARE YOU :) I AM GOIGN TO EAT YOU TONIGHT :)"
shadowkitty: LOL IT'LL LOOK IN YOUR WINDOW
the_wanlorn: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
the_wanlorn: YOU ARE AN AWFUL PERSON
shadowkitty: EVEN IF YOU ARE ON THE SECOND FLOOR
the_wanlorn: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
shadowkitty: BECAUSE LOL NECK
the_wanlorn: I HATE YOU

[sohotrightnow]

It won't eat you! It will probably eat all your plants, though. :(

[the_wanlorn]

Maybe it just wants us to think it's an herbivore, so that when they can pick us all off without raising suspicion. :(

[shadowkitty]

It just looks so happy! And creepy. But happy! Also, were we debating Amy vs Zoe Saldana earlier?

[sohotrightnow]

Its face is disproportionately tiny! I'm laughing, but it's not with the gerenuk, it's at it.

I don't think that was us! I refuse to be forced to choose between those two, because the answer is clearly that they should team up.

[shadowkitty]

It's so :D!

MFY they should :DDDDDDDDDDDDD