LOL CHATLOG FROM AGES AGO BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY TO TYPE IT ALL UP IN A COHESIVE "THIS IS WHY THEY ARE TERRIFYING" WAY:

the_wanlorn: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Gerenuks_in_Samburu.jpg
the_wanlorn: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS
the_wanlorn: WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO EXIST
the_wanlorn: WHAT THE FUCK
the_wanlorn: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Lightmatter_gerenuk.jpg
the_wanlorn: IT'S A FUCKING HALF GIRAFFE CREATURE
the_wanlorn: LIKE
shadowkitty: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
the_wanlorn: Its head is too small for its body
the_wanlorn: AND THEN
the_wanlorn: IT STANDS ON ITS FUCKING HIND LEGS LIKE A GIANT CAT REACHING INTO A TREE TO DRAG DOWN THE PREY IT STORED UP THERE
the_wanlorn: BUT IT IS NOT A GIANT CAT
the_wanlorn: IT IS A FUCKING ANTELOPE
the_wanlorn: WHAT THE FUCK
the_wanlorn: http://www.despines.com/pictures/Animals/Mammals/Antelope/Gerenuk/Gerenuk-2.jpg
shadowkitty: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
the_wanlorn: HOW IS THIS SHIT NOT TERRIFYING???
the_wanlorn: IT'S LIKE A FUCKING CREEPYASS HUMAN
shadowkitty: :)
shadowkitty: .
shadowkitty: .)
the_wanlorn: SERIOUSLY
the_wanlorn: I AM WORRIED THAT IT CAN SEE ME THROUGH THE COMPUTER
the_wanlorn: AND IT'S GOING TO COME OUT AND KILL ME
the_wanlorn: IT'S LIKE "OH HI ERIN :) I CAN SEE YOU :) HOW ARE YOU :) I AM GOIGN TO EAT YOU TONIGHT :)"
shadowkitty: LOL IT'LL LOOK IN YOUR WINDOW
the_wanlorn: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
the_wanlorn: YOU ARE AN AWFUL PERSON
shadowkitty: EVEN IF YOU ARE ON THE SECOND FLOOR
the_wanlorn: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
shadowkitty: BECAUSE LOL NECK
the_wanlorn: I HATE YOU

Maybe it just wants us to think it's an herbivore, so that when they can pick us all off without raising suspicion. :(