I saw Star Trek!

[shadowkitty]

I have never seen any Star Trek before. Um, it was good? Kirk: I would hit that. Why is my thing for horribly, horribly flirty men? Honestly. I'm engaged to a guy whose conversational opener with women is "Alright, darlin'? >:)" We got slightly drunk before/during and annoyed the trekkie we were with by not referring to most of the characters by their proper names, like Simon Pegg, fencing dude and tiny Russian guy.

And then afterwards Holly got hit on by this guy who would not go away, until I got up and >:('d at him.

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[the_wanlorn]

Really? Kirk? Really?

[shadowkitty]

HELP ME.

[the_wanlorn]

I'm too busy making >:( faces at you.

[shadowkitty]

Apparently my sociopathwifery is content with a total douche!

[the_wanlorn]

STILL TOO HORRIFIED TO BEAT IT OUT OF YOU

[shadowkitty]

BUT HE HITS ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES! :D? :D?

:(

[the_wanlorn]

SO DOES A WACK-A-MOLE MALLET.

[shadowkitty]

I COULD HIT HIM WITH A WACK-A-MOLE MALLET? HE GOT INJECTED SO OFTEN I'M STARTING TO SYMPATHISE WITH MEDICAL KINK!MOUSE :(

[the_wanlorn]

Oh god DDDDDDDD:

[shadowkitty]

>:)