I played two matches at the fete in my old junior school. I got two goals and a point in the first one. During the second one I couldn't get past a player, so I decided that it would be an awesome idea to barge back into her and land on top so I could handpass the ball away.

Considering that's all I remember from the second match, I'm going to guess that didn't go so well. Apparently I played the whole thing, though.