Okay, so I was watching this film called Lord of War the other night, and I was expecting lolzy Nicholas Cage antics. There were no lolzy Nicholas Cage antics. I really should have known what was coming when Jared Leto started with the drugs. NO GOOD EVER COMES OF THIS, JARED LETO.

Christ, it was like a cross between Hotel Rwanda and Requiem for a Dream. Kill me now.