In which I will mostly ignore the Doctor Who thing

[shadowkitty]

Except to ask who the fuck is that and why is his face too big for his head?

Anyway, I read New Avengers. I've been avoiding it, because I hate Captain America. No, I really do. He sucks. I really enjoyed it! And Secret Invasion, which I was expecting to hate. Isn't Ms Marvel awesome? I never read anything with her in it before. And Jessica Drew! I hope actual!Jessica gets a spot on an Avengers team now. And Jessica Jones. To tell the truth I only read it for her.

Comments

[niav.livejournal.com]

How can you hate Captain America?

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Very, very easily.

[niav.livejournal.com]

Seriously. How.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

>:)

[mechanicaljewel.livejournal.com]

IAWTQ >:/

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

He's self righteous, he's boring, he's worse for trying to control people than Cable is, and wtf kind of story can you tell with him if he's always got to be right?

[niav.livejournal.com]

"You're self righteous," said Shadowkitty. "Boring. You try to control people."

Steve looked at her appealingly. "But I've always said very complimentary things about you?" He offered hopefully.

Shadowkitty thought about it for a second.

"You're right," she said.

And then they had sex.

And got married.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

He has said nothing complimentary about me. Nothing.

You know why?

Because he's dead!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry you think perfection is at all interesting :(

[ishie]

Why does his neck look like a thigh (or is that just me who thinks that?)?

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I think we have bigger problems.

[ishie]

I want to be a good fan and not immediately dismiss him for something as trivial as looks but OMG WHY IS HIS NECK

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

It's bent wrong. He looks like Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her.

[tardbot5000.livejournal.com]

Photoshop gone wrong!! D:

It looks like he doesn't have an adam's apple, to be honest.

[ishie]

Why do you traumatize me further?? ARTYCAT DDDDD:

[tardbot5000.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH D: Latest of lates, but I just found out about it.

HIS HAIR D:

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

LOL shot all the dogs and wore them on your head :(

[niav.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT ANOTHER PREEEETTY FACE I DON'T WANT JUST ANYONE TO HOLD I DON'T WANT MY LOVE TO GO TO WASTE
I WANT YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUUUUUUL

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I knew he wanted to eat my soul! I knew it!

[niav.livejournal.com]

NO SK

HE WANTS TO MAKE SWEET, BEAUTIFUL LOVE TO YOU AND YOUR SOUL

FOR HOURS

:)

:)

)

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I HATE YOU DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

GET THE FUCK OUT

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

DID SOMEONE DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY?

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

you know she's very sensitive about that.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I think maybe it's because her mom didn't give her enough love as a child.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Or too much love, if you know what I mean.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

This is the most disjointed post ever.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

All my posts are the most disjointed post ever!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I WAS SO CONFUSED