I won nano!

I'm only halfway through the damn plot :(
My mother has decided she wants linux on her laptop but isn't patient enough to let it install. I've had to tell her to get out of the room.
I've started reading Howl's Moving Castle for the millionth time :D:
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What distro? Also, yeah, I've had to tell frands and family members to get the hell out of the room when I inevitably play tech support. No hovering allowed >:(