Because my dad's side of the family can't stand to be outdone...

[shadowkitty]

My uncle cut the tip of his finger off. He is such a dumbass, you guys. At least he didn't get kicked in the head by a calf again. That was just embarrassing.

Comments

[neigedens.livejournal.com]

My dad almost did that once with a snow blower (wtf?) I remember crying about it when he called from the hospital, but I think my mom just rolled her eyes.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

It does seem to be collective eye-rolling at the moment.

[lintwhite.livejournal.com]

My uncle did the same thing last year, too. He's a butcher. It makes me DDDD: everytime I think about it.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

See, it makes me DDDDDDD: when other people do it, but for some reason all I can think right now is 'oh, uncle Michael. What will you do next?'

[callmecaito.livejournal.com]

An ex-boyfriend of mine cut off part of his finger, and that was exactly the same thought I had. Just replace "uncle Michael" with "stupid Josh."

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Some people make it impossible to feel sorry for them. It's too funny when bad things happen!