My neighbour has a blackberry bush, which overhangs the communal alleyway at the back of our houses. He hates it when people nick his berries. So, obviously, this lead to me picking blackberries just now. I was concentrating on avoiding the bees when suddenly I heard a noise on the other side of the fence. It was my neighbour, obliviously picking his own blackberries.

I have never run so fast in my life. I don't think he saw me. I hate blackberries :(