Are ye getting wet, Brits? It´s awful hot here. I, unfortunately go right through sun intolerence & out the other side to vampirism, so I´m a bit red. Just a bit. I did figure out that if you actually put on sun tan lotion without missing any bits you can avoid this. Amazing, that! Only took me twenty four years to figure out! The downside is I have bright red ankles. My fucking ankles, of all places.

Other things I discovered; there are more Irish people than Brits here. There are six Irish pubs (& they´re proper Irish, not fake) on one teeny little road. Also, I found out that two people can retake a Moorish citadel armed only with a small slingshot & half a cobble, but that the locals won´t be very happy if you try. Oh, & Lisbon is very pretty.

How are ye? Am I missing anything good?