My parents have officially seen Jaws 2 once too often.

Dad: has he come up through the bottom of the boat yet?

Mum: no, that's when the kids get near the lighthouse thingy.

I swear they used show me things on purpose to scare me. I got them back by getting them to watch Heroes. Dad is convinced Nathan & Peter & at it, & Mum was in hysterics of laughter when Hiro teleported away from Charlie (she's such a sociopath). She got all upset when she realised who Sylar was, she wanted him to be a good guy! She's convinced he's me aged about 16. Which is somewhat worrying.