I'm not going out because Argh!pain!cramps! I'm taking the opportunity to see if my parents notice my glass of coke is mainly vodka. When I first started drinking I genuinely thought vodka & coke was half vodka & half coke. So that's what I made.

I feel tonight is the night to carry on that tradition!

Update (22:53):
ME: I THINK I'LL GET ANOTHER COKE.
MUM: OH, I'LL GET IT. I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN ANYWAY.
ME: NOOO!
MUM: IT'S OK. I'LL MAKE IT THE RIGHT WAY. I'LL GET MYSLEF SOME RIBENA WHILE I'M OUT THERE.
ME: WE DON'T HAVE ANY RIB... OH, OK!

Update (12:00)
happppy new yaer!