You know how normal families always watch a certain film together over the holidays that basically is Christmas for them?

We watch Gremlins. AKA why mum & dad will never, ever get a stairlift. I can't believe they let me watch this when I was little. Oh, wait. Yes I can. I have 'fond' memories of Hammer House of Horror! Anyway, yay Gremlins! (Also; on in the afternoon WTF? I always remember it being a late night thing.)

I got my mum to try a bagel for the first time. She claims there's a bit missing in the middle & said we should take them back to the shop. My mum is turning into Nanny Ogg.

Went Christmas shopping on Oxford Street yesterday. I WILL NEVER BE SO STUPID AGAIN. I am intensely uncomfortable around crowds. I blame this for what happened when a woman bumped right into me. I called her a fucking idiot because it bloody well hurt. I didn't mean for her to burst into tears.

You see how I didn't punch her? I think I've grown.