I am having a very weird day. Possibly it was not a good idea to chemically straighten my hair. It started when I switched on the hairdryer & it made an awful cracking noise & stopped working.

Right, so. Backup hairdryer time. Then I try the straightening irons, which give out sparks & smoke. I managed to use them before they cooled down though. I'm not allowed to touch any more electrics. i had to get someone to turn on the computer for me!

But that wasn't the end of it. Oh, no. I was washing my hair in the sink when a hand reached in through the back door & grabbed me! So I soaked dad with the tap.

And after all this, my hair's not completely straight!