The fella across the road has got himself a mail order bride from Russia. She is a year old than me. Horrific, yet hilarious.

Also, I am loving the Jane Eyre adaptation on the beeb. Really loving.

Also also? Two Spurs players collided into each other when they both tried to headbutt Sol Campbell (traitorous former Spurs man) during play. You bastard, Sol! That was the only time you moved all afternoon!