Today is Germany v Sweden. I would not normally comment, but this particular match is going to be a stadium of pretteh. I will be watching, if only to see them all take their shirts off at the end.

Also, if anyone plans to go to Oxford, ever, don't visit St. Mary's church. It's not worth it. Rob is never going to let me forget that he had to rescue me from the top of the tower.

What am I? Rapunzel?