Chinawhites is not as cool a nightclub as I thought it would be. It was full of old, rich people in suits. Sorry to use a Buffy analogy, but it was a bit like a bunch of Giles' turned up at a club. Strange. I did see Paris Hilton though. Rob was very annoyed that he was at the bar at that point. He spent the rest of the night going 'Where's Paris? I wanna pinch her bum!'

Oh, I also heard what happened on Wednesday. THE GIRLS LET ROB & BRIAN HAVE A GO ON THE POLES. Why does no one ever have a camera when they should?