1) I am REALLY drunk

1A *EDIT) I HAVE BEEN DRINKING SINCE 10:30am AND IT IS NOW 10:10PM

2) My football team was in the local St Patrick's day parade today.

3) I think we may have been on lolbrit channel four news?

4) We gave Jon Snow a shitload of leaflets

5) I was visited by the green fairy

6) She dumped green glitter in my hair.

7) And on the floor

8) I get annoyed with this one friend, because despite me being better at hurling, she is better at football, which is what we play nowadays

9) And flirting.

10) And we have the same taste in men

11) Except today a rly hot guy flirted with me!

11a) AND HE WASN'R JUST FROM KERRY, HE WAS FROM MY PART OF KERRY. THERE AREN'T EVENM ANY PEIOPLE THERE

12) Who told me he was 40

13) And divorced

14) And had two children

15) I could probably handle two of those, but not all three.