Fruit >:(

[shadowkitty]

My neighbour has a blackberry bush, which overhangs the communal alleyway at the back of our houses. He hates it when people nick his berries. So, obviously, this lead to me picking blackberries just now. I was concentrating on avoiding the bees when suddenly I heard a noise on the other side of the fence. It was my neighbour, obliviously picking his own blackberries.

I have never run so fast in my life. I don't think he saw me. I hate blackberries :(

Comments

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

I LOVE blackberries.

[shemacraterror.livejournal.com]

Aw, blackberries aren't that bad. But I remember when there used to be a raspberry bush near my old house. That was awesome. XD

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

I'd, like, press myself against the fence and hope to God he didn't spot me.

And then continue picking the berries out of spite.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Yuck!

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

There's a small raspberry bush on the end of the blackberry one but they, um, got eaten already.

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

MMmmmmm

I just need to find my blackberry and apple loaf recipe.

I should be posting the new HCL fic in the next day or so. You might want to hide under the bed. No skull fucking though.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

The trouble is I'd cut back the briars a few weeks ago & left myself nowhere to hide!

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I think I can handle it as long as there's no skullfucking!

[shemacraterror.livejournal.com]

Hehe XD

[poisonyoulove.livejournal.com]

If he were smart, he'd pick the berries from the part overhanging the alley first! He doesn't deserve berries if he can't figure that out.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

He doesn't deserve those berries!