My Brain Has Gone To The Worst Place Imaginable.

[shadowkitty]

It's my mum's birthday tomorrow, & she's pretty much ordered me to go spend the night with my boyfriend. I wonder if dad knows what he's in for?

Ew.

Comments

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Fortunately by the time I was your age my parents never had such thoughts anymore.

NO THEY DID NOT AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I'd like my brain to live in the land of denial, too :(

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

D: I'm going to say what my sister said when this came up: you're NEVER old enough to hear that about your parents.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

It doesn't help that I found condoms under their bed when I was eleven, does it?

At least I made some money out of the trauma. I used to charge my friends 50p to look under that bed!

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

I join you in your DDDDD:

My room is directly above my parents' room and I *hear* things I most definitely should not. I WISH I DID NOT KNOW THE FREQUENCY OF THIS EVENT.

They wonder why I blare my music and my television.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I am so glad the walls are relatively thick. Unfortunately the walls between my room & next door are not so thick, & his girlfriend was a screamer.

[commievampire.livejournal.com]

One year on my parents aniversarry, there was a chair. It was a rolly chair. I laughed at my mom after that. A lot.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

You have to laugh. Otherwise you'd cry!

[callmecaito.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one out there who's comfortable with the fact that my parents have a sex life? Maybe it's because I have so many siblings that it's useless trying to pretend otherwise. Besides, when I'm old and married with adult or near-adult kids, I hope I'm still having sex, because Lord knows I haven't yet had enough to be ready to call it quits too early on.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I would say I was more resigned than comfortable. When I'm their age I hope I'll be completely grossing out my kids!

[daniellafromage.livejournal.com]

D:!!

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

D':

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PICTURE YOUR MUM CHAINING YOUR DA TO THE BED AND HAVING HER WICKED WAY WITH HIM.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

D: Well now I am!

And I can't stop!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I almost deleted that comment 'cause in the middle of writing it I started picturing my parents doing it. HORRIFYING

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

*pets Tracey in the face of her TRAUMA*

Does CKR meeting Billy Tallent (http://c-regalis.livejournal.com/121583.html) (the band named after his character in HCL, which I will send to you, it's in its packet and waiting for me to be let off room cleaning and head down to the post office) help you any?

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Oh, nice! I'm going to have to get you some of their music, amn't I?