I AM NOT MADE OF AWESOME!

[shadowkitty]

I had it all planned. It was going to be a great practical joke. get the boyfriend to watch The Ring, then phone him when it ends (ok, I've had it done to me, well, tazzio has had it done to her & I was there, but it was damned funny). Simple, right?

THE FUCKER HAS HIS PHONE SWITCHED OFF *RAGE*

This means I have still to get him back for making me watch Requiem for a Dream. Any ideas?

Oh, & Spurs threw away a two goal lead. And Arsenal had trouble finding the ground!

EDIT:

Oh, & on top of all that, I've scared myself silly, I'm the only one in the house awake, & next doors dogs are freaking out at something outside!

Comments

[maajaml.livejournal.com]

HI :)

I'M ON LOL_MEME.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I believe your presence has been requested at the top of page 23 ;)

[maajaml.livejournal.com]

*roffles*

THERE WERE AT LEAST FOUR PAGES OF 'GTFO NINEVA' A FEW POASTS AGO :b

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

The meme is fickle. (screening now btw, if you still want. And if that was you at all!)

[maajaml.livejournal.com]

Yup, that was me.

Someone called me a JF social climber - I think I'll heart lol_meme forever just for that comment (just to clarify, it's so not true).

DON'T PANIC MA'AM! I'M FROM THE MEEMZ!

[wunkpower.livejournal.com]

Have you considered having him see "Audition"? This is apparently the most horrifying J-horror film most people have seen, and makes it on the tops of lots of "OMG SCARY" lists.

Either that, or plan a trip to the Stanley Hotel, and watch "The Shining" first. That's the hotel Shining is based off of, and it's terrifying.

Re: DON'T PANIC MA'AM! I'M FROM THE MEEMZ!

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Ty! I've heard of that. Made by the same people as Ichi the Killer, right? Only film I've ever walked out of, from being grossed out (the anime version, anyway. Live action is quite good)

He wants to go to San Francisco this summer. I think he might be getting ghosties following him on Alcatraz!

Re: DON'T PANIC MA'AM! I'M FROM THE MEEMZ!

[wunkpower.livejournal.com]

YEE. Actually, I haven't seen either of them. D: I'm scared of "serial killer"-type horrors, and they both fit my fear. But it's really good.

Try finding movies about Alcatraz for great vengence?

Re: DON'T PANIC MA'AM! I'M FROM THE MEEMZ!

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

The anime had him killing small animals & wanking over them. 0_o That's when I left!

Re: DON'T PANIC MA'AM! I'M FROM THE MEEMZ!

[wunkpower.livejournal.com]

You have discovered the very essence of anime "DO NOT WANT".

Re: DON'T PANIC MA'AM! I'M FROM THE MEEMZ!

[ruuger]

I second the suggestion for Audition. I didn't like it as a movie (because the plot kinda lost it towards the end), but it's scary as hell and has a one certain scene near the end that's quaranteed to traumatise anyone who watches it. The scene's not really gory or even disturning, it's just... *cringes*

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

*laughing self to death re: irony quotinent*

[natterfly.livejournal.com]

Well, that's just rude of him. Does no one have manners anymore?!

P.S. If you think Spurs are bad, try West Ham.