Like, very drunk

I can't walk straight

My football coach was behind the bar

He knows how much I drank

And he lolled when I told him i had hiccups

I tried to persuade his brother(our othwr coach) that we couldn't outplay our oppostion but we could be\t the shit out of them

he lolled too

I hve football practice tomorrow :(

And out firstg match on sunday

It wAS our fundraisnig night

We made £1500