Quote of the weekend from the boyfriend: "Superman would top Batman because he has powers, so he probably has super-in-bed powers!" I wonder what normal people talk about after sex. It's probably not as fun.

I was at Wimbledon yesterday & I only fell asleep once! There was this one game that would not end. But I saw Venus Williams! She was awesome. And Nadal. He's so weird looking. Why are male tennis players such ugly fuckers? I think Tevez would hang round them so he could feel pretty.