Talking about Firefly earlier today; Mum: 'Which one is the captain, again? The very good looking one?'

I, um, what? Maybe. Aren't they all fairly decent? So then Firefly came on Sci Fi a few minutes ago. Me: 'Which one is the very good looking one, mum?'

Mum (sounding disappointed): 'Oh, no. I was thinking of Torchwood.'