I'm ver drunk hahaha!

Rob phoned me "Are you in the pub again?" Heh.

Tonight we talked about haircare, relationships, whether women should reclaim the word 'cunt' as they have 'bitch' & 'slut' & also how many people we have kissed.

My friends are all boys. This is worrying. I think I've infected them. I'm just not sure how, or with what.

Worse, I've agreed to go out tomorrow night, further exposing them to girl lurgies.

Guess where Rob was when I phoned him?

In the pub!