Best final in years. Best football match in years.

Incapable of full sentences.

First time I've ever felt this sorry for a losing team who weren't Spurs. Wanted Liverpool to win though.

Liverpool always come back.

Poor baby Ferdinand. Glad Sheringham got his penalty. Go on Granddad!

There were shots pretty much constantly. They battled back from 2-0 to 3-2. Gerrard managed to blast an equaliser through the net as the clock hit ninety.

The last ten minutes of extra time consisted of the people who weren't lying on the ground in agony hobble after the ball. Sheringham was the fastest man there! And still; brilliant shot from a bloke who could barely lift his leg.

I've come out from behind the sofa now.

I hate cybermen.