I'm so bored today I may actually have to do some work. It's that bad. Last time I was this bored my friends & I copied the Young Ones & destroyed our sixth form common room three days before it was due to be demolished. We were HELPING. There was really no need for us to get in all that trouble. It wasn't our problem that an additional two weeks were spent making the place safe enough for the workmen to go in & demolish it. That doesn't even make sense! It wasn't even me who made all the holes in the floors & ceilings. I only broke through the walls. To this day I still don't know who found the superglue & glued all the chairs & tables to the ceiling.

Dad was apparently very impressed with Gez. Think he was expecting piercings & tattoos. Of course he didn't tell me this himself - I had to ask mum. Yes, mum has rejoined us from the land of the computer obsessed. I gave her my old laptop a few weeks ago & she hasn't emerged from behind it since. She's managed to re-install the sims & has gotten me to put all her old game data on. Think she's going to try & hack into the Pentagon next.

The Bastards! That was a yard across the line!

Ok, I am officially obsessed by football. I am very upset with the result in the Man U match. There. Not Not going to mention it again. Nope. Not me. Grr.

My irritating matchmaking habit has come into play again. I do this a lot. It never leads anywhere, so I have no moral objections to doing it. I'm trying to set up my american friend Noelle with a bloke called Leigh. This is a lot more complicated than you might think.

1) I used to go out with Leigh (only for two weeks) so he might find it a little odd. But he's a nice guy & I know he would like a girlfriend.

2) Noelle is in love with Bobbie. Not 'she fancies him', not 'she has a crush on him' but actually in love. The reason I'm not getting them together is:

3) Bobbie has a girlfriend. Did you ever see a couple & think, wow, how much alcohol did THAT take? That's Bobbie & Kristhine. Even the spell check doesn't think thats a real name. Seriously, I never noticed the thumbprint on his head til I met her.

It'll relieve my boredom, &, well, they both need to get laid. It may even make Bobbie jealous.

But Spurs still should have won. Hmmph.