I got a job! A real one!

Ok, it's in my dad's friends shop. What, it's the only way you can get a job in Luton! I am exhausted. There is a butcher shop at one end, but I'm in the grocers part. All those sharp objects & I manage to injure myself on... the sellotape dispenser. Twice. It has a serrated metal edge.

Plus it's where all my parents friends shop, so all day I get 'I knew you when you were thisbig!'

I made Rob watch Bend It Like Beckham. He liked it! Yay! I had to promise not to run off with our football coach. In return he promised not to run off with Keira Knightley.

Our coach is Stephan.

I think I got the better end of the deal