I don't even care that Doctor Who was bad. I haven't lol'd so hard in ages. MILLIONS OF MASTERS AND DOCTORDONNA :DDDDDDDDDDD

Also, if you like comics please read this.

Tonight in training we learned how to do this



to the other person when you're both going for a high ball. I love football :D

We won our football match yesterday! Still not entirely sure what happened there. We've never actually won a match before.

Smokin' Aces is the kind of film that's more fun when you imagine the actors are playng the characters you associate them with, rather than the characters in the film. Keamy from Lost and new Kirk kill Daredevil! Richard from Lost kills Jack. God, I love that bit. Random guys from gangsters films are FBI agents! Deadpool cries really prettily!

Speaking of Ryan Reynolds, he is fast becoming my favourite person ever. This is what he had to say about making a Deadpool film:

"Look, I'm into any role in which I get to kick Captain America in the nuts,"

There's so much to do with a movie like this, so much you can do, and I'm just trying to figure out a way to structure all of those things around kicking Captain America in the nuts.

HE JUST WANTS TO KICK CAPTAIN AMERICA IN THE NUTS, YOU GUYS.

Joe Kelly interview

BLAH BLAH BLAH SPIDER-MAN BLAH BLAH

Now that Deadpool is popping up and he's all popular, I've been asked to do a couple things, and I think it'll happen.

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

I love Dark Avengers. They're sort of like if Marvel did Secret Six (although as much as I love Bendis, he's no Gail Simone). Daredevil Noir is like NOIRNOIRNOIRNOIRNOIRNOIRNOIRNOIR which, you know, it would have to be. Deadpool Suicide Kings looks pretty awesome, but the highlight was this from Thunderbolts:

( big pictures )

Yesterday I went to the park with my dad to get a bit of sneaky practice in, and found half the team doing the same thing. So, impromptu dad-led practice!

The thing I most looked forward to about playing football rather than hurling was no more broken fingers from bad blocking! Yay!

( damnit )

I'm not very good at the high catch. I didn't post this yesterday because I didn't think you'd believe me :( Also, I was too busy getting a hold of a leaked film >:)

OHGODILOVEHIM



Big version here.

Hey, does anyone know some good things to get my fitness up? I just played football for 2 1/2 hours and I was knackered by the end. Well, by the middle, really. Note: I hate running.

I know, but my bf loves superhero movies, despite never reading comics. He has agreed to read Watchmen now, though!

Things which are a bad idea:

• Seeing Watchmen with someone who has just talked to his father for the first time ever (srsly, the guy called up to complain about his ex-wife, who he has not seen for twenty-five years. Who the fuck does that?)



• Seeing Watchmen with an epic Alexander the Great fanboy.

Anyway, look what I noticed the second time!

( hugebigfuckoff picture )

Oh Zach Snyder. I hate you a little less now.

Afterwards I asked my bf what he thought of it: *blank look* *loooooooong pause* "I think that went over my head a bit."

Except he keeps singing Hallelujah at really inappropriate times >:(

I genuinely do not have the mental distance to be able to tell if that was a good film or not. The comic is too big an influence on me. It was a pretty decent adaptation, even though Zach Synder does this thing with slo-mo and close ups that makes sex and violence more graphic and I really hate it. Seriously, if you cut that shit out you could have fit the corner people in. Someone earlier was saying there was too much blood before the climax and too little blood during and I totally agree.

So we had a bit of alcohol before seeing it. We would have had some more during the film only the checkout lady decided I didn't look 18 and would let me buy anything. I'm twenty fucking five, lady! I think the entire audience hated us because we burst out laughing whenever there was a mysterious hobo in the back of the shot, and basically every single time Jeffrey Dean Morgan was on sceen. Seriously, it must have been fucking distracting. Eventually they all joined in, just in time. You guys lied to me! The sex scene is a work of comic genius! I fucking cried laughing. I will never again be able to listen to Hallelujah without laughing.

The bit in Lost where ( spoiler ) reminded me so much of these two pages of the Secret Six mini series.

( oh, ragdoll )